Yesh, that’s right! The Minion movie is here, together with Minion mugs, Minion T-shirts, Minion Happy Meals, Minion toys, Minion pencil cases, just about anything that can be Minion-ised, are turned into yellow with denim overalls. As true-blooded Singaporeans, Ah Gao and I feel that we cannot lose out, so we also want to give out Minion pets!
Introducing………… *drum rolls* da MINION DOG!!
ok.. this is NOT a dog chew toy. It’s not gonna squeak, its not gonna tug. The job of the Minion Dog is literally to lie there and look pretty. It also has a packet of bamboo charocal stuffed in its belly. Now, what is bamboo charcoal? You see it as pillow stuffing, in pee pads, in cat litter, in your bamboo charcoal underwear, at Daiso near the desiccant section, in facial scrubs, toothpaste and even bread! It’s literally everywhere, so it must be very good. There are many benefits of Bamboo charcoal [ask Google] but for this Minion Dog, we are looking at removing odours from the surroundings, contributes to adding some negative ions to make your space a bit more healthy etc.
Just like queueing up at a certain already yellow fast food restaurant, buy a Happy Meal and you get a Minion, we also want to make it SUPER SIMPLE for you to get the Minion Dog. As you know, we deliver for Free if order is above $59, rite? SO….. if your order is $60 (which is like just add $1 worth of products more, eg: a refill roll, a poo bag holder), you get the Minion Dog Free!! Super easy, yes?
ok, chop chop hurry up. Go shopping now and be super kiasu too, coz only have limited quantities of Minion Dogs to giveaway.